Barca Playing with Porpoise

Have Barcelona been tapping up Fungi and is he about to swap the Dingle peninsula for the Mediterranean?

A bottle-nosed baller was pictured making waves with members of the Barcelona squad but reports that the Pele-esque porpoise was schooling the Catalans in the art of diving have been watered down by the Nou Camp outfit.

Of course, Barcelona are also making a splash in the news with their chase of another talent, a whale of a player who has a year left on his contract and will be available for nothing next summer; Free Willy.

When asked about the rumours in Kerry today, Fungi replied, “Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.”

Lionel Messi is out of shot holding the camera…while walking on water.

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