Video - Remember when Ian Wright said scoring a goal was better than sex? Well, Lionel Messi is the Ron Jeremy of world football. He scores four as Barcelona beat Valencia 5-1. His last should be rated 18s.

Video – Remember when Ian Wright said scoring a goal was better than sex? Well, Lionel Messi is the Ron Jeremy of world football. He scores four as Barcelona beat Valencia 5-1. His last should be rated 18s.