"Henry is one of those players that every fan should love. I'm Irish and despite an instinctive handball that knocked Ireland out of the World Cup I won't hear a bad word said about him."

“Henry is one of those players that every fan should love. I’m Irish and despite an instinctive handball that knocked Ireland out of the World Cup I won’t hear a bad word said about him.”

– Dermot O’Leary off the telly

Gooner Dermo commits his allegiance to the Green Army but can’t hide his admiration for a player with the X-Factor.