The first of Póg Mo Goal’s Euro Top Tens. What connects Eamon Dunphy, Sugar Puffs, and Ann Summers? They’re all in the Top Ten Signs You’ve Got Euro Fever.
10: You get funny looks down the pub when you tell your mates; “With the right balls, Cox will come inside and score.”
9: You’re boycotting spaghetti, pasta, pizza, Spanish omelettes, and…eh, crows (cough) until after June 14th.
8: When you wake up in a cold sweat, your missus asks “Was it Xavi and Iniesta again?” You reply “No, Giles and Dunphy.”
7: The UPS man has filed for sexual harassment since arriving at your door with match tickets.
6: You won’t let your kids eat Sugar Puffs in case anything happens Richard Dunne.
5: You haven’t been to Mass since Christmas but you’ve the Parish Priest on speed-dial saying prayers for Shay and Keano.
4: You took a pole-dancing class and asked do they know the Poznan?
3: You’ve been in Ann Summers asking for an inflatable banana.
2: When you heard on the news that Greece could be kicked out of the Euro, you thought; that’s a piss-easy group now.
And the number one sign that you’ve got Euro fever….
1:You’ve been packed since January.